June 13, 2016
Feast of Cetteus

BIRTHDAYS
Basil Rathbone 1892
Dorothy L. Sayers 1893
Billy Williams 1932

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*05/31/16 Wild Hope: Field notes and images from nature’s front lines.
05/31/16 Nourished: Inspired cooking, wholesome eating, unprocessed living.
05/29/16 Dainty Obsessions: Style and inspiration for the Midwest bride.
05/29/16 Grand Stand: Bi-monthly.
05/29/16 Historic Racing Technology: Today’s technology in yesterday’s cars. UK.
05/26/16 Red Thread Journal: UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Thomas Edison’s first successful invention was the Universal Stock Ticker.
— How It Works Book of Great Inventors & Their Creations

Muhammad Ali lost his Olympic Gold Medal.
— Sports Illustrated Muhammad Ali The Tribute

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

HOTEL FIRE STARTED BY FLAMING FLAMINGO!

Trendy new topping for oatmeal: TOASTED MAGGOTS!

GODZILLA SURPRISINGLY TICKLISH!

BABY BACK RIBS – ARE THEY REALLY FROM BABIES???

BILLIONAIRE’S COMBOVER OR EXTRATERRESTRIAL PARASITE? YOU DECIDE!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

On days that are relentlessly bright and sunny you just have to rely on the rainy day inside you.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Marco Quality